WARNING!
These canines eat good boys for breakfast. If you attach one of these miscreants to your stuff we cannot guarantee the safety of your homework, shoes, or roast beef sandwich. Alert animal control if you encounter Uki the poodle, Garfunkle the hound, or Ms. Teeth the chihuahua. They owe the government $3,000 in legal fees. In honor of all dogs who do things we’d rather they didn’t (and we love them anyway), DodgyDog.
